Jan 5 2012

An Important Notice To The Interwebs

Thank you trollfessor from reddit for the post below – it is reproduced entirely from this comment on reddit: http://bit.ly/yODK08

Not completely sure how it works, but evidently if you link Santorum with the web site http://spreadingsantorum.com/ then that tends to keep Santorum name properly associated with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Something about Google bots picking up Santorum’s name each time Santorum is mentioned and linked online like that.

So to review, when you link Santorum with the web site http://spreadingsantorum.com/ then that tends to keep Santorum’s name properly associated with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Evidently this happens every time Santorum’s name is mentioned and linked online, so please be careful when you do mention Santorum’s name, and especially when you may associate Santorum with the web site http://spreadingsantorum.com/ and then further reference Santorum with the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

Thank you for the opportunity to provide this notice about Santorum.


Jul 15 2009

“Journalism” – by FOXNews

Greetings lone reader,

just had to post about this. While browsing Google News, I saw a headline in the Entertainment section which said “Jackson Death Being Treated As Homicide”, which linked to this article on the FOXNews site.

Immediately beneath that headline was the MSNBC headline, which read “Jackson Probe Not Being Treated As Homicide”.

Of course, I had to read both to compare – I’m like that!

Turns out that FOXNews simply spews what it sees on other websites – it reported directly from a TMZ article, with no additional validation whatsoever.

MSNBC, on the other hand, actually called LAPD and asked them direct. They said “No, it’s not being treated as a homicide”.

Hats off to MSNBC, well done.

FOXNews – just go away and report on another virgin mary cheese sandwich, and stop cluttering up our lives with your rabid, sensationalist fear-mongering.

Peace
PatMan


Apr 17 2009

10 years ago…

…I looked like this:

10 years

Really need to get back to that – oy, that’s gonna be tough!